#swansea! 🦢

[ginger-n-redd]

For both of you

How the fuck did you both manage to show up in my universe or whatever

PORTAL

One of Dai’s socks, safety pin from Anya, various Kandi jewelry, exactly 3 and 1/4 packets of sweetener, a singular strand of Captain Curly’s hair, picture of Swansea’s wife, 3 cups of Jumalala’s blood (not for the portal, I just wanted to make him pass out), pure force of will and a lot of screaming at a pile of all of that from me, Cam, and Dai.

[tyrianludaship]

and when i meant "unrequited crush", i fucking meant it.

[dai-dai-daisukeee]

I got bored, then I remembered Tumblr exists. so hi guys:3

My name's Daisuke, the Tulpar's most awesome intern and I'm open for any kinds of asks. Hit me with what you got!!!!

OOC: Heya there, it's the mod. Call me Kane (They/Them). I made this blog for a plethora of reasons, two of them being that I absolutely love Daisuke, and that I keep seeing other rp blogs being cool and stuff and I wanted to join in on the fun.

Basic Rules:

→ No racism, homophobia, transphobia, etc. (This is a given, but I'd still like to state it)

→ No sexual/inappropriate asks or rps. (romance/platonic and jokingly flirting is okay)

→ Be respectful.

Other stuff:

→ OC rps are allowed. (+ tulpar crew rps, idk if I had to add this part)

→ I will depict Daisuke with my own headcanons, sorry if you don't like them.

[More things to be added]

Headcanons:

» He/Him ftm.

» pan + demi-aroace.

» Daisuke is filipino/japanese (mother is Filipino, father is japanese) but grew up outside of the Philippines and Japan.

» He can speak tagalog (conyo) and japanese, badly.

» Alex G enjoyer.

» Can play the guitar (kinda).

» Has undiagnosed dyscalculia.

[More to be added]

Tags:

Asks = #Dai answers🌺

Reblogs = #Dai rbs🌺

Roleplaying = #Dai rps🌺

Random posts = #Dai posts🌺

OOC posts = #Kane speaks🧷

[Crew tags ↓]

Curly = #Captain C tag💊

Swansea = #Swansea tag🦢

Anya = #Nurse Anya tag🩹

Jimmy = #Co-pilot J tag💥

Polle = #Personification of Corporate Greed tag🐎

Pony express = #Corporate tag✉️

The entire crew = #Tulpar crew tag🚀

[More to be added]

[swansea-honks]

Swansea Griffiths - " What a loaaad of fuckin' bullshit "

♧ 56 Years Old [ 15 Years Sober 🎉 ]

♧ He/Him • Cisgender Man

♧ Bisexual • Divorced

♧ Two Kids • Engineer

》》》The work never ends, and the stress never eases out . Swansea is an older man with a spitty attitude . Get used to it . [🦢]

♣︎ LOVES money, sweets,

♣︎ LIKES working, teaching

♣︎ DISLIKES alchol, failing

♣︎ HATES himself, bad cooking

! PRE-CRASH AU !

! SWANSEA BLOG !

Swansea has nightmares of blood, death, gore, and despair . He doesn't know what the fuck that means, but he sure in hell isn't gonna go spilling about it to Anya or the rest of the crew .

AU where Swansea went through the canon timeline, died, and woke back up in another timeline . He does not remember his past, nor does he recall any memories aside from nightmares .

Main RP

[Captain Curly] @awfulcake

[Co-Pilot Jimmy] @jimsponsible

[Nurse Anya]

[Intern Daisuke] @daidaisukesuke

OPEN TO NON-CANON INTERACTIONS, MULTI-VERSE, ASKS, AND MORE !

CLOSED TO SHIPS, NSFW, WEIRD STUFF, AND SIMILAR .

RP TAGS

- #🦢swanshonk ;; casual/non-serious/non-canon rp replies

- #🦢⚠️swanshonk ;; serious/canon rp replies

- 🦢🤓swanshonk ;; info + lore dump

- #🦢📝swanshonk ;; drawn rp replies

- #🦢🛑swanshonk ;; thread end

- #🦢♻️swanshonk ;; rp blog reposting

OORP TAGS

- #☕️swanshonk ;; casual admin yapping

- #☕️📝swanshonk ;; admin art

- #☕️♻️swanshonk ;; admin reposting

Hello ! I'm Joe, playing as a Headcanoned version of Swansea from Mouthwashing ! I am 18 though I do not do 18+ content on this account .

My pronouns are He/They/It !

Posts with " ☕️ " are referring to me as OOC / OORP messages!

I'm not super active, and prefer literate roleplays, but I don't mind small interactions !

I'm really shy and socially awkward, hope that's not an issue . <3

Follow me !

- @iamjoemama

- @the-monochrome

- @joez-tism-world

- @daisuke-pookie

- @jimmy-moron

[tulpar-transmissions]

💥! Well!!!

🍂Guess what Swansea decided to drop on us out of the blue!

💥Not only is he genderfluid, he's transmasc! Um! Everyone clap and cheer!! /nf /lh

[yellow-computer-mouse]

Those white strawberries from the fucked up bathroom video are called pine berries. Result of breeding strawberries and pineapple. My boss gets them from one of those rich people grocery stores. They’re actually pretty good.

ooooohhhhhhh i see. damn they sound good now. ty /gen

[awfulcake]

Swansea knocks on the doorway to the cockpit, his fist making barely any sound to the heavy metal of the door .

" Captain, " he calls lazily, rolling a screwdriver in his hand as he looks the room over . Jimmy wasn't around, thank fuck . That man drove him up the walls .

- 🦢⚠️ @swansea-honks

Curly perked up at the muffled yet familiar voice , calling out 'Coming !' as he quickly adjusted a few controls. He finally stood up from the captain's seat and strolled over to the door , sliding it open. He gave Swansea one of his friendly waves , stepping aside incase the older man wanted to come in.

"Good morning , Swansea." He glanced down at the screwdriver present in his hand "Is there something up ?"

[yellow-computer-mouse]

lesbian, lesbian, lesbian...

damn right

first three words you notice describe your 2023!

[ginger-n-redd]

i love how Bailey’s and Swansea’s music tastes are the exact same but its just because Swansea is old and Bailey is emo

[ram-bles]

Hellooooos

I was wondering you do an Mouthwashing headcannon where they react to reader having a bitchy resting face and they immediately think there rude but is the most sweetest person in general.

Or if you want to do something else, can you do there reactions to reader style is 2000s that wears low rise jeans,piercings,styling thongs , etc and ppl think there dumb but there highly intelligent person? If you have time of course!oh also don’t overwork yourself and make sure your hydrated 😊

tulpar crew & bimbo!reader

tags: gender neutral reader. pre-crash.

⚠️ jimmy.

this is up my alley.,. thank u so much anon 🙇 also was this you !!

[ Curly ]

🩹 I don't think he'd judge you based off of your looks, but if Jimmy tries to badmouth you around him, unfortunately he'd just nod along even if he doesn't think of you that way.

🩹 Doesn't really mind your style but is more worried about the functionality of your clothes for your safety in the ship.

🩹 Probably just really worried about you running about with stilettos on and even tried to discuss it with you as politely as he could for you to wear thicker heels at the very least. (He has no idea what types of heels are).

"You look lovely, don't get me wrong. It's just, your shoes— They're nice! But is it the only pair that you have at the moment?" "Oh? There a problem with it, Cap?" "I don't want you to get hurt while working, S'all." "I have a more comfortable one, if that eases you." "Please and thank you."

🩹 He tries his best not to... Stare. Your choice of clothing suits you after all.

[ Daisuke ]

🌺 We've got a babe on board?!?!

🌺 Bitchy or not, you're definitely his type. Well, luckily for him, you're sweeter than the packets he steals.

🌺 At first, he was really intimidated around you since he probably thinks you're waaaay out of his league. But after a few interactions, he warms up and it's either he's shy or suave around you, there's no in-between.

🌺 Unlike Captain over there. He will stare. Unconsciously, though. It's hard not to admire you after all. If you catch him staring and mention it, he'd be profusely apologizing.

🌺 In his words, you're;

"Super cool, and hot, and pretty/handsome. Like, totally hotter than the babes in this magazine—" "What magazine?" "Anyways."

[ Swansea ]

🌺 Super specific but he's super attracted whenever he sees you carrying around stuff especially when you have press-ons/nails on.

🌺 Probably memorized your piercing locations.

🦢 Definitely was annoyed at you at first, thinking that you'd be a drama queen/king.

🦢 Surprisingly not

🦢 Just like Curly, questions the functionality of your clothes though.

🦢 But if you work just fine, he doesn't really care.

🦢 In the same vein as Daisuke, you do look like a model.

🦢 Even more attractive when he found out you were knowledgeable with tools and his work as well. You were the crew's all-rounder of course. Strong and smart.

He was calling out for Daisuke, each time he sounds more and more annoyed. That's when you pop up, dropping a box of inventory he told the intern to pick up earlier. "You good, Swans?"

"Better if the damned kid's here to help. Where is he?!"

"Told me he had 'to fix a pipe' or whatever and asked me to bring these to you."

"Why I oughta—"

"Easy boss, might wanna focus on the wires there. Looks swapped." You take a glance towards his work and passed him one of the tools he needed before heading out. "I'll go call him for you."

[ Anya ]

🔷 Star struck and intimidated.

🔷 Usually, your types were from the more popular cliques back in university and often times, Anya wouldn't really interact with them unless needed.

🔷 Grew closer with you while getting your ankle sprain treated after a small mishap with your heels.

"Anya, you gotta agree, they're really hot." "Very..." The blue and pink duo were watching you work, both sipping on water trying to act inconspicuous. "Wanna play?" He tilts his head towards the Ludo board. "Loser wingmans winner." "Deal."

🔷 You often play dress up with her and Daisuke. Including makeup. She gets super flustered about it especially when you compliment her.

[ Jimmy ]

You felt a hand wrap around your waist as you were cleaning up after you ate. By instinct, you instantly jab your elbow behind you, earning a gasp from a man.

"Fuck's your deal?"

"The fuck's my deal?" You turn around to face him, watching him recover. "You're the one who can't keep your hand to yourself."

"Then don't walk around the ship with your ass out." Jimmy crosses his arms and leans back on the counter, eyeing you up and down as you jab your finger onto his chest, huffing in amusement. "What are you, a barrack bunny or some shit? Slept with anyone here yet? Or maybe everyone else but m—"

You slapped him so hard it echoed through the room and made his ear ring. Before he could even hit back, you've already kneed his crotch, the same joint meeting his face as he folded over.

"Pretty sure sluts wouldn't want you either way."

[dai-dai-daisukeee]

[ooc]

Hey, Kane speaking. I've seen and heard that there have been gore bots/users that send people from the Mouthwashing fandom (and other fandoms) threats. I'm turning asks off for now, I'll reopen them when this entire thing ends or when the bots become inactive or smth.

Beware of any suspicious asks and take any necessary precautions to avoid being a target. Stay safe everyone.

[swansea-honks]

Swansea hai hai frendie wend👋👋👋👋

@yimpy-official

[ Swansea stares at Yimpy with confusion and concern . . . was that the papernote drawing, Yimpy, talking to him ? ]

" What the fuck do you want ? How are you even alive ? "

[ He doesn't seem interested in friendly conversation . ]

[tulpar-transmissions]

Us!!!!! i just r3aliz3d that i forgot to finish coloring th3 mouthwash so shhhh you don't s33 that ^^''

t3mplat3 und3r cut!

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[earthearthearththearth]

here u go pronoun pop meant to post this first but posted it on my main whoops

🦢Swansea x Reader Headcanons (platonic, romantic)🦢

PLATONIC

-So first headcanon is completely unrelated to both platonic and romantic, but this man is so midwestern. You mean to tell me the Sam’s Club meat selection doesn’t hate to see him comin? Okay pal. He is so southern midwestern it is crazy.

-If you’re around his age, which I know you aren’t, thank god in theory. God, this man needs a normal person on this ship. Someone to complain about retirement years and ‘these damn kids’ with. 

-Either way, if you’re buddies with him, cool. Being close with Swansea isn’t really on a sliding scale-if you’re ‘in’ you’re in. For lifers. He won’t tell you, but you’ll know, even if he does tell you you couldn’t pour water out a boot with instructions on the heel. C’mon. C’mon, he likes you, I swear. 

-If you’re in the same boat as Daisuke, you know, young, you’re getting the same treatment as him. You could be the most precocious, intelligent little college student out there and he’s still waiting for you to fuck that up. The only way he’s gonna assume you won’t fuck up is if you’re in an iron lung, in which case, you’re taking up too much space

-I make him sound like an asshole. He is. But with a heart, you know? He cares. Or at least cares about your safety. And honestly if he had two interns to look over, at least yall can keep each other busy. 

-Not trying to like, intern!reader au you, but man if you were the other intern and Daisuke was busy being dead and all, prepare for the longest speech you’ve ever heard. Every. Pearl’s 8 minute monologue betting on losing dogs has nothing on this talk. 

-Anyway, in short, he’s just some guy, but aren’t we all……….

ROMANTIC

-oh yeah baby get ready to be underwhelmed!!

-He is going to feel so dumb having a crush at his old age. Like, this is marriage age, whatever. He never expected to find someone this late, especially on the Pony Express of all places. But hey, you must be the prettiest pony in the pasture you know what I’m sayin?

-Yeah, anyway, confession would be pretty simply. “Hey what do you think about seeing each other after this shipment.” I mean, not much has to be said. You get it. 

-Literally no one can tell you’re together. He would be more helpful with you and a bit more friendly, but mostly everything’s the same.

-Petnames. Nothing stupid like babygirl/babyboy, whatever. 

-He likes to compliment you on the sly, nothing huge, but stuff like ‘only you could make that uniform work’ or telling you to go bat your pretty eyelashes at someone else. Is that a compliment? You don’t know, but he’s not saying it to anyone else and you’ll take what you can get.

[tulpar-transmissions]

SNILING SO SNEETLY...

MOUTHWASHING X SANRIO